10 Best Excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk in the classroom

1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
   
   
2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you send me to."
   
   
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
   
   
4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
   
   
5. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
   
   
6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?"
   
   
7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figure out a solution to our biggest problem."
   
   
8. "The coffee machine is broken..."
   
   
9. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."
   
   
10. "...in Jesus' name, Amen."